Every So Often Long Time Reader Norman Goldberg Sends In A Joke That He Actually Thinks That Jeff Eats Hasn’t Heard At Least 100 Times Before!
* Every So Often Long Time Reader Norman Goldberg Sends In A Joke That He Actually Thinks That Jeff Eats Hasn’t Heard At Least 100 Times Before!
Subject: An Engineer Dies And Goes to Hell…
> An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of
> comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
> After a while, Hell has air conditioning, ice water, flush toilets,
> and escalators, and the Engineer is a pretty popular guy.
> One day God calls and asks Satan, “So, how are things going down there?”
> Satan says, “Why, things are going great. We’ve now got air
> conditioning, ice water, flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no
> telling what this Engineer is going to come up with next!”
> God is horrified. “What? You’ve got an Engineer? That’s clearly a
> mistake – he should never have gone down there! You know all
> Engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here immediately!”
> Satan says, “No way, I really like having an Engineer on the staff.
> I’m keeping him.”
> God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue you.”
> “Yeah, right,” Satan laughs, “and where are you going to get a Lawyer?”