* Happy Thanksgiving!

To All The Parents Out There With Grown Children:

A father in Dallas calls his son in New York just before Thanksgiving and tells him, ‘I am sorry to tell you but your mother and I are getting divorced. I just cannot take any more of her moaning. We can’t stand the sight of each other any more. I called you first because you’re the eldest, please tell your sister.’

When Eddie calls his sister Julie who lives in Los Angeles, she says: ‘No way are they getting divorced, I’ll fly home and see them for Thanksgiving.’

Julie phones her parents and tells them both ‘You can’t get divorced. Promise me that you won’t do anything until I get there. I’m calling Eddie and we’ll both fly home and see you tomorrow. Until then, don’t take any action, please listen to me’ and hangs up.

The father puts down the phone and turns to his wife and says. ‘Good news Eddie and Julie are coming for Thanksgiving and both are paying their own way.’