Happy July 4th!

Posted on July 4th, 2015 · American BBQ Music/Events/Other

* Happy July 4th!

Just some random Jeff Eats’ thoughts…


“If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you’d find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from ‘The Beverly Hillbillies’.”
– Dave Barry

The Shopping Mall was packed – as the wife shopped, she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so worried that she called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.

In a quiet voice he said, “Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn’t afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?”

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, I do remember that shop.”

He replied, “Well, I’m in the golf shop next door.”


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