Coastal Breed

Posted on March 2nd, 2015 · Music/Events/Other

* Coastal Breed.

Quick story, a well known South Florida booking-agent wanted my opinion on Coastal Breed- a Rock N Roll band that has some upcoming South Florida dates.

Take a look at the group’s Facebook “description” of its music.

That description made me lose interest…onto the next project!

Members: Momoney Matty sway THe colonal ARL.
Genre: Music you can listen to while doing the following, skating, surfing, fucking your wife, shooting up, studying, etc….

8 Comments to “Coastal Breed”

  1. NOLLO says...

    I checked the band is playing the Sunset Grill at Coconut Creek Casino on 3/6. Been to that venue countless times. The videos I just watched really don’t fit with the crowd that eats there. I saw the facebook writeup. They sound like a bunch of low lifes. Not very smart in their dirty description.

  2. JoyceEatsBagels says...

    Can’t imagine how anyone would write such an idiotic description of their own music.

  3. Surflab says...

    I actually know Coastal Breed and they are all good people. I assume they are simply too honest for this website. I agree that the description is ridiculous but its obvious they just wanted a wide range of people to be able to enjoy their music. Fortunately for them they do business with a lot more important people than some Yankee internet food critic who writes malicious reviews to feel good about himself.

    • JeffEats says...


      How’d you know that I pitched for the Yankees?

      Thanks for reading…

      • Zed says...

        Just came across this “review”

    • KLEINMAN says...

      I would think that this so called “Yankee internet food critic who writes malicious reviews to feel good about himself” may know a lot more than you think seeing that he represented the Ramones and countless other groups. But you know better lmfao.

  4. Thank you for sharing your opinions gentlemen. We will be taking your comments and constructive criticism into concideration. We are always looking for ways to better our product and expand our customer base. Please take a moment to listen to our latest release so you can see how much we have evolved and matured. Thanks again for your honesty!

    – Coastal Breed

  5. Jeff Glefull says...

    I enjoy their music. My name is Jeff too! I take music as it is not who is behind it as much. I think their description shows they want people to loosen up and not be so up tight. Its not proper but Id rather have this than an artist or group that claims to be something they arent but its cool I dont care if you dont agree with this review that wrote. Cheers

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