***** Massage Haven *****

Posted on April 21st, 2013 · Music/Events/Other Sunrise

***** Massage Haven *****

Just got back from the Sawgrass Mills Mall in Sunrise, Florida…and I want to tell you guys about something that I saw…

Around 3:30pm Jeff Eats was in the malls’ The Market Food Court and noticed that right in front of the Auntie Anne’s Pretzel and Haagen Daz “stands” an Asian massage “parlor” named Massage Haven had setup shop…with 5 back-rub chairs and 2 lounge chairs for foot massages. Three of the back-rub chairs had customers and both lounge chairs had customers getting sock-less foot massages.

Look! Jeff Eats has long been a subscriber to the “5 Seconds Rule”…that being, if you drop food on the floor–and pick it up within 5 seconds, you can still eat it and don’t have to throw it away. The point being, for me to have found those foot massages to be DISGUSTING must mean that they were DISGUSTING.

To the owner of the Sawgrass Mill Mall:
What the Hell is wrong with you? People eat in that food court. Nobody (I think) after picking up a couple of Nathans hot dogs and a large order of french fries wants to be forced to watch some 57 year old Swedish guy from Switzerland get his dirty calloused feet rubbed by some Asian guy.

In all seriousness, this massage “thing” in a food-court should be a non-starter.

9 Comments to “***** Massage Haven *****”

  1. TYE says...

    Sounds gross!

  2. joe foot fetish says...

    Jeff, doesn’t sound bad to me.
    joe foot fetish

  3. NJPete says...

    Jeff, How did you know that the Swedish guy was from Switzerland? What was he yodling or something?

  4. TG says...

    Simon is a greedy company. A massage business has no business being in a food court. Throw in some guy rubbing someone else”s stinking feet and you got the making of a case that the Board of Health should investigate.

  5. Fred M says...

    You are a crusader for the little guy.
    Thanks for pointing out this disgusting business out.

  6. CARLS says...

    *****Jeff, How did you know that the Swedish guy was from Switzerland? What was he yodling or something?*****

    It was the sushigami sushi that got him yodeling the massage guys were trying to calm him down.

    • JeffEats says...


      Just had a chance to read your comments.

      To answer your question,

      I looked at the guy and I just knew he was a Swede from Switzerland.

      Thanks for reading…

  7. Jon G says...

    You need to be careful of those Swiss Swedes

  8. RooneyPlaza1959 says...

    The way you can spot them is the black socks and sandals. The Canadians where white socks.

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