Humor!

A couple meets in heaven and fall in love. They decide they want to get married and spend eternity together in Paradise. They go to God, and tell Him they want to get married. God says,”You’re in heaven, there is no need to get married. Spend all your time together if that’s what you want.” The couple is very insistent about getting married, and finally God says, “OK, come back and see me in five years.” The couple says five years is a long time to wait, and God replies, “This is heaven for eternity, five years is nothing.” Five years pass and the couple returns to God, and tell Him they still want to get married. God summons a priest, and the marriage is performed. A number of years pass, and the couple realizes they made a mistake – they should never have gotten married, and they aren’t getting along well together. They go back to God and tell Him they made a mistake, should never have gotten married, and want to get a divorce. God says, “Absolutely not, no divorces.” The couple says, “But why God, we don’t love each other and can’t bear the thought of spending eternity together. Why can’t we get a divorce?” God says, “Listen, it took me five years to find a priest up here. How long do you think it’s going to take me to find a lawyer?”