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Humor!

Posted on March 20th, 2026 · Music/Events/Other

Humor!

A lawyer dies and arrives at the pearly gates.

Being a lawyer, he starts arguing his case with Saint Peter…

Lawyer: “There must be some mistake, I’m too young to be here.”

Saint Peter: “You do look very young. How old are you?”

Lawyer: “I’m 32 years old, definitely too young to be here.”

Saint Peter: “There does seem to be a mistake.”

Lawyer: “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you.”

Saint Peter: “According to your billable hours, you are 105.”

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