* Humor!

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was
completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow.
The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow’s butt, blew into the tube until the cow’s eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks and the farmer went home happy.
About a. week later, the cow’s eyes were crossed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of the problem himself. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow’s butt.
The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow’s butt and started to blow.
“What are you doing?” asked the horrified farmer.
“Well, I wasn’t gonna use the side that YOU put your mouth on.”