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Humor!

Posted on November 8th, 2022 · Music/Events/Other

* Humor!

A Mexican, an Italian, and a Blond man are working on high-rise construction together.
On their lunch break the Mexican opens his lunch box and exclaims “ Damnit, she packed tacos again!” Then he stands up and jumps.

The Italian opens his lunch box and exclaims “Damnit, she gave me lasagna again!” Then he stands up and jumps.

The Blond opens his lunch box and exclaims “Damnit, hamburgers again.” Then he stands up and jumps.

Several days later, the wife of the Blond guy hosts a celebration of life for the workers and invites all the employees & their families. The attendees march by, and the Boss stops at the Mexican’s wife. “ I’m so sorry for your loss.,” To which the wife replied “Thank you. If only I’d known he was tired of tacos, I would have packed something else.” Then she broke down in tears.

Next, the Boss stops at the Italian’s wife. “ I’m so sorry for your loss.” To which the wife replied “Thank you. If only I’d known he was so tired of lasagna, I would have packed something else.” Then she broke down in tears.

So the Boss stops at the Blond’s wife. “ I’m so sorry for your loss. Don’t you wish you’d packed something else for your husband,?”

To which the wife replied “Don’t look at me, he packed his own lunch!”

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