* Humor!

A health center with a pool and exercise room opened in a small town. A week later, the Mayor’s Office received a letter from one of the center’s neighbors complaining that the center and especially its changing rooms were an affront to public decency!

The letter in part read, “I can’t look out of my windows without getting an eye full of naked women, such depravity, think of the children.”

A police officer was dispatched to the complaining man’s house to investigate. Absolutely nothing could be seen from his windows as the windows of the changing rooms were not just frosted, but painted black leaving maybe a couple of inches on top. When the officer pointed this out the man indignantly replied “just climb the bookcase and hold on to the ceiling fan.”