* Humor!

While driving too fast on #16 at the golf course, a retired but handsome gentleman accidentally overturned his cart late one March afternoon.
An attractive female who lives in a huge house right on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: -“Are you OK?”
“I’m gonna live, just bruised up, thanks.”- he replied, as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart.
She said: -“Come up to my patio, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”
The man noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a killer figure. “That’s mighty nice of you,”- he answered, -“but I know my wife wouldn’t like it.”
“Oh, come on now Big Boy!”- she insisted.
She was so hot and pretty, and very, very persuasive, and he was weak.
“Well, OK.”- he finally agreed.
After a couple of Bourbon and ginger ales, he thanked her and said: -“I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be upset. So I’d better go now.”
“Don’t be silly!”- she said with a smile, letting her robe fall open. -“Stay for a while. Your wife won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
He replied: -“Still under the cart.”