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Something To Think About!

Posted on November 22nd, 2017 · Music/Events/Other

* Something To Think Aboutz!

Not exactly sure as to who sent this “one” to Jeff Eats…

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I recently had to choose a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age.(I am past seventy).
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking her, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’
She asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?’
‘Oh no,’ I replied. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’
Then she asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?’
‘I said, ‘Not much… My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’
‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’
‘No, I don’t,’ I said.
She asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?’
‘No,’ I said………
She looked at me and said, ‘Then, why do you even give a shit?’

4 Comments to “Something To Think About!”

  1. Zed says...

    I’m sure she married him for his good looks.

  2. Anna Kaplan says...

    Great oh so true story.

  3. StuartF says...

    She’s going to put a pillow over his head and get all the money.

  4. Carl Furillo says...

    Jeff,
    I see the wedding cake thus the tie in to this food blog.

    Love the site and have a Happy Thanksgiving.

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