THE WAKE-N-BACON
* THE WAKE-N-BACON.
Jeff Eats recently became a huge fan of PornBurger.me
Every week PornBurger.me features an interesting burger that you can prepare at home.
Printed below is PornBurger.me’s commentary on this week’s burger- THE WAKE-N-BACON.
Just a word to the wise, be careful going to the PornBurger.me website- a typo here and there and you’ll have some Lucy type ‘splaining to do to your significant other. Don’t say that Jeff Eats didn’t warn you.
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“If you’re anything like me, you start your weekends extremely high (…on life) and extremely hungry. Well, this morning glory combines all of my breakfast binging necessities – something sweet, something savory, caffeine… and a WHOLE lot of bacon. Sandwiched between two warm and freshly glazed apple fritters, sits a maple bacon-wrapped beef patty, draped with melty cheddar cheese, and drizzled with a caffeinated maple, espresso syrup. Munchie devils begone!”
I wonder how many calories that sucker has?
My best guess about 150.
You’re way off. I’m thinking 65 tops!
The cheese is probably the healthiest thing there!
…I think I want one!
Could go for one right now.
Great burger.