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* Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter *

Posted on May 17th, 2013 · Music/Events/Other

* Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter *

HBO is currently airing a movie named–Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter…”President Abraham Lincoln moonlights as a vampire hunter after learning that his mother was killed by bloodsuckers in this wildly fun supernatural action thriller adapted from the genre-bending novel.”

So let Jeff Eats get this straight…Abraham Lincoln, arguably America’s greatest president—was also a vampire hunter!

You do what you want with this one.

15 Comments to “* Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter *”

  1. thepeople says...

    Jeff Eats:
    It’s things like the above that make it possible to convince the American people that the four Americans were killed in Lybia because of an anti-Muslim video. That the IRS didn’t target conservative groups. That the White House didn’t tap reporter’s phones. That Obama Care won’t skyrocket health care costs.
    The American people are a gullible bunch.

  2. Ed h says...

    jeff, back in the 1860s the president wasnt paid all that well. so i guess lincoln needed a second job. keep in mind back then there werent any fast food jobs paying minimum wage.

  3. WARREN says...

    JEFF
    WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR MOTHER HAD BEEN KILLED BY A VAMPIRE?
    I WOULD HAVE DONE THE EXACT SAME THING.
    THOSE DAMN BLOODSUCKERS.

    • meto says...

      me to

  4. Boychick says...

    Did it win Any awards?

  5. Gino S says...

    Seems like an honest living to me.
    A little bloody but what’s a good stake between friends;

  6. RR45 says...

    Nice work if you can get it.

  7. Blue and White says...

    Lincoln was a HORRIBLE President; so let’s set the record straight and you can stop telling these carry forward lies to the next generation: Lincoln suspended the Constitution to justify his wishes, deported his rivals, lied directly to the states in order to become President, he prevented FREE voting to allow the states to decide their own fate, Lincoln said ” I am in favor of the race to which I belong having the superior position”. Furthermore, in the South there was a ballot (G-d forbid in a Democracy) to preserve or break from the Union. Of course the South VOTED to split from the Union; this was a RIGHT the North declared this legal less than 50 years earlier in the War of 1812′s Hartford Convention….. Lincoln captured Maryland and is just like a socialist I know that is President today. There are many other issues no one speak of….. Please look at his WHOLE record not some made up text book BS that he saved the slaves; this was NEVER a goal until he had weakend the South and wanted to punish them further….scum just scum

    • Val K says...

      But he was a damn good vampire hunter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • luke jones says...

      sure got your panties bunched up there.

    • mark says...

      Well Lincoln was a fine Republican

      • Jomama says...

        So was Martin Luther King

    • HFR says...

      What are you a history teacher or something?

  8. Ezthere says...

    So what’s the big deal? Lincoln wanted to make a few bucks with a second job,

  9. Ilivelife says...

    Our only Jewish President

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