Le Tub (Hollywood)
Le Tub, 1100 North Ocean Drive, Hollywood, Florida 33419 (954) 921-9425.
Awhile back, Gentlemen’s Quarterly (GQ) magazine rated the hamburger at Le Tub as the best hamburger in America. Well, let me tell you something…If Le Tub’s hamburger is the best in the United States, then I’m going to be elected the next Pope and I ain’t even Catholic.
The burger is crap. The staff a bunch of nasty bastards. If you think I am being harsh on this joint, “GOOGLE” Le Tub and read the numerous “customer reviews” and decide for yourself if this is a joint that you want to try.
All I can say, if you eat at this joint…YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN PERIL.


Four of us tried Le Tub right after GQ recommended it. It took over 1 hour 10 minutes to get 4 burgers. They were dry and had no taste. The waitress refused to bring 4 glasses of water to the table and told us to go get the water ourselves. The list of complaints is too long to go into. Anyone who would voluntarily go to this place is out of their freaking mind. Horrendous FOOD. Horrendous SERVICE. The GQ writer must have been on the take.
AFTER OPRAH’S BFF GAIL RATED THIS THE #1 BURGER
SOME CO-WORKERS AND I POPPED IN. THE PLACE IS A DUMP AND MCDONALDS MAKES A BETTER HAMBURGER THAN THIS PLACE. THE WAIT STAFF SEEMED BITTER AND ANGRY AND ACTED LIKE WE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO EVEN SIT THERE.
SORRY YOU HAD TO ENDURE IT!
They should rename this joint LE DUMP. The worst food and the worst service. Stay Away.
maria d.: Just had a chance to read your post. I agree with you 100%.
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I wouldn’t feed my dog this crap. Horrendous food and horrendous service. Stay away.
never got to try the food, signs say “seat yourself” but when we went to look for a seat, 2 different servers yelled at us to get out of the way. we left, why even bother?
This may have been one of the worst “well known establishments” I have ever been to. And I have traveled quite a bit. Everyone talks about this place like it’s some kind of institution. Nothing but a dump with primarily white trash working and patronizing there. Worst Ribs I ever had. Server said “they are really good” while wearing a dirty t-shirt that looked like it endured at least 3 high school football practices. Nice lady though. Kinda like a trailor park looking version of Jennifer Aniston. But seriously, poor girl just never had good ribs obviously. But I mean what a shitty place and awful food. Best Burger? I will never go back to find out!
Jeff, I’ve been to Le Tub. I think the burgers are sensational.
I love the burgers.